Is the Great Reset about to find its teeth?

Britain needs a reset, apparently.

To gleeful celebration at the World Economic Forum and the even shadier Trilateral Commission, their man, Sir Keir (call me Keir) Starmer has won an election that was so suspiciously easy that even the casual observer might be curious as to what just happened. Rishi Sunak effectively destroyed any Conservative opposition and left the door to no.10 open and the kettle boiling. The politicians’ foot is now firmly on the great reset and Agenda 2030 accelerator. It feels like the limpest landslide in history, to the absence of street parties and in fact anyone apparently caring. However, it takes only a glance at Angela Rayner’s conception of fashion to see that things can only get worse. Let’s not forget that 65% of those voting did not want Labour to win. Financial markets were unmoved following the election, much like the electorate, but should people care?

Starmer, with his customary self-regard and appearing like a man at a resort hotel breakfast who already bagged his sun lounger the previous evening, declared that he will govern ‘unburdened by doctrine’ on the steps of No. 10. No one even asked what the hell that means. ‘Our work is urgent – and we begin it today,’ he added, without any details. It’s similar to Joe Public saying what a terrible state the UK is in without ever saying how or why. Starmer clearly thinks it’s urgent to appoint two pro-trans Women and Equalities Ministers, either because they’re so thick it takes two people to define what a woman is, or to simply piss off JK Rowling.

It’s a shame that Starmer’s biggest supporters were still in northern France, but they have said that, with his win, they’ll be crossing the Channel at the “first chance” they get, presumably to be provided with free housing and food that the evil Tories also gave them. Illegal immigrants are even calling Starmer ‘Party Krekaran’ because it’s known that he is really helpful to the refugees. After all, he’s declared how he disagrees with any deterrent to illegal immigration.

Starmer in his speech of course appealed to all those who did not vote Labour, which is the vast majority of the country. He said ‘Whether you voted Labour or not – in fact, especially if you did not, I say to you directly my government will serve you – politics can be a force for good, we will show that.’

A politician’s idea of what is good is often somewhat at odds with the population’s concept of good, which is generally along the lines of stop robbing our money via taxes, fill in potholes and teach our kids how to read, write and spell, and otherwise jog on out of our lives. After all, we have minister Ed ‘Net Zero’ Milliband as the high priest of climate doom who thinks it’s good thing to destroy the bucolic beauty of our landscape with demonic bird-slaughtering wind turbines that brutalise the horizon and fail in their sole purpose for long stretches of the year; it’s like having an energy system fuelled by Christmas presents. The Labour Government has a target for the electricity grid to be run from 100% green sources by 2030, and will now be unopposed in their pursuit of gaining Greta’s approval in reducing our already globally minuscule CO2 emissions that science has not properly concluded is even leading to rising temperatures anyway.

As for how Starmer plans to rule ‘unburdened by doctrine’ he has returned to his regular themes of promising stability, a decade of national renewal and the return of politics to public service. He said he would try to create a political culture that will ‘tread more lightly on our lives’. This coming from a man who locked people out of playgrounds, schools and even their livelihoods, and wished to do so harder than the Tories. The idea of him treading more lightly suggests an entitled right to already be involved in our lives. This is a man who supported vaccine passports, and without any remorse locked an entire population in their flats and homes to cower beneath the table from a coronavirus that had the same risk of death as the flu. Not only that, but announced that “we should have vaccinated more children,” from a virus that posed them no threat with an experimental gene therapy.

In his first press conference Starmer said the NHS is broken. Well, this is hardly news, but how a health service choking on £170b+ per year can be faulty clearly isn’t due to financial starvation. The NHS is a flagship example of how governments’ are pathologically incapable of running anything but their own expenses returns. What a relief then that Labour doesn’t intend to set up a State energy company called Great British Energy. Oh, they are. Their front bench looks like a bunch of people invited to start a government by randomly shouting out of the window, and should be issued with a court order to stay away from anything as crucial to the economy and our lives.

The Labour party are clear that the UK’s immediate crisis has been caused by the aftermath of Covid, the war in Ukraine, energy price rises, and inflation. Yes, all four of which they can take responsibility for alongside the Tories. There is nothing our rulers like more than a crisis of their own making for which they can then provide the solution. It’s reminiscent of persuading everyone to drive diesel cars which were then demonised and you were charged for via ULEZ. It’s like losing your cat and paying a reward to the person that stole it. Next in line is a global crisis demanding a global solution, stand up Climate Crisis.

Like a contestant on the ad lib show Who’s line is it anyway? Starmer has been busy talking up what he’s going to do to everything that falls into his sightline. His first announcement on being firm with crime is that he reckons a third of UK prisoners shouldn’t be in prison and need to be freed. He’s evidently taking inspiration from Batman - the Dark Knight Rises in which the villain Bane takes control of Gotham City and releases all its prisoners to predictable carnage on the streets.

The word salad of their A New Britain: Renewing our Democracy and Rebuilding our Economy appears to have been written by AI during intermittent power cuts, perhaps to get us used to life under Labour. One can only assume that the democracy of Reform getting 4 million votes and 5 seats while the Lib Dems get 3.4 million votes and 69 seats, and Labour getting two thirds of seats with only a third of the national vote won’t be part of the democracy they’ll be renewing.

Starmer is already saying Britain needs a (great) reset with the repetitiveness of someone pleased with their new puppy. He has made Patrick Valance Minister of State for Science, although it should probably be ‘the’ science, or ‘our’ science. Valance is a man without contrition, who probably destroyed more lives in peacetime than anyone before him, like an Atilla the Hun minus the devastating raids into the Eastern Roman Empire. The Labour Party are ploughing into the UK as though playing Mario Kart with unlimited red shells. He also intends to clamp down on communication channels on which people challenge the narrative, such as Telegram, but there’s also a more sinister presence in the background not dissimilar to Emperor Palpatine in star Wars.

Tony Blair and his Institute have been waiting for this moment and are already stretching in their strings. Blair has bought a £4million home because Cherie 'fell in love with it'. It must be coincidence that the seven-bedroom mansion in Buckinghamshire is a few miles from Chequers, the 16th century manor house of the UK Prime Minister, that several Tory PMs probably didn’t even get to see, but Starmer most certainly will. Blair is certain to be a frequent visitor.

The Tony Blair Institute is transparent about working with political leaders around the world to drive change. They do this by advising on strategy, policy and delivery. Yes, that’s right, without anyone voting for him, Blair has decreed that his global role is to ingratiate himself and his minions into national governments, to influence from within; he’s a supervisor telling the painter he’s got the shade wrong without asking the home owner what colour paint they wanted. You can feel his fingers all over digital ID that he’s had a hard-on for since his last stint in office, meanwhile Labour acknowledges the growing case for a state-backed digital pound that they’ve already trailed in Wales. You can hear their stomachs growling in hunger for their cashless society and the socialist idea of Universal Basic Income.

It’s hard not to see the sudden elections in UK and France as planned in preparation for the US election and disposal of Biden in favour of a candidate to secure a democrat victory over Trump. There’s little question that Starmer is itching to implement the UN’s Agenda 2030, and perhaps it’s telling that despite its aims being public, no one has apparently asked him about it.